Avoid DUI & Legal Risk
Enjoy drinks with your group while a sober, licensed captain runs the boat — no worrying about the ride home on the water.
USCG Licensed & Insured
Captain Ethan operates your boat — or one you've already rented — so you can relax, stay safe, and enjoy your group.
A day on Lake of the Ozarks should be fun — not stressful. Between heavy boat traffic, tight docking, and keeping everyone safe, it can quickly turn into more work than relaxation.
That's where Captain Ethan makes the difference. As a U.S. Coast Guard licensed captain, he provides a professional, steady hand so you don't have to think about navigating, docking, or managing the boat.
You show up ready to enjoy your time. He handles the rest.

Enjoy drinks with your group while a sober, licensed captain runs the boat — no worrying about the ride home on the water.
From the Bagnell Dam strip to the main channel, Ethan knows the traffic, the no-wake zones, and how to keep everyone safe.
Tight slips and crowded marinas are no problem. Pickup and drop-off at your dock, marina, or rental property.
Popular spots or quiet coves — your day gets planned around your group, the weather, and the crowds.
Captain Ethan does not rent boats or arrange rentals. You provide the boat — owned or rented — and he provides the licensed captain.
Straightforward hourly packages with a 4-hour minimum: half-day (4 hrs) $500, the most popular lake day (6 hrs) $700, and a full-day premium (8 hrs) $900.
Serving Lake of the Ozarks, Osage Beach, Lake Ozark, and the surrounding areas.
Weekend and holiday dates fill fast — check availability now.